photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

archangelimpala:

tylerthewolf:

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

I just remembered that in elementary, my friends and I used to make sure there was a perfect number of boys and girls in our friend-group so when we had to line up boy-girl-boy-girl we could all stand together without some random kid separating us.

A really sweet girl asked to be friends with us one day. And like the little bitches we were, we folded our arms and told her no because it would throw our numbers off.

This is basically what I do all day at work when all the dogs are being lazy.~

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work