Society: DONT HAVE SEX. IF YOU DO THE SEX THEN TH DEATH WILL GET YOU. ABSTINENCE. NEVER THE PPEEPEES TOUCHING.
Asexual: I don't like sex.
Society: WHAT THE FuCK IS WROnG WITH YOU??? """"DONT LIKE SEX"""???? HOW?? SEX IS A BASIC HUMAN NEED. EVERYONE DOES THE SEX.

keptinkeem:

So if I am a girl and I use AXE products on myself, by logic, I should want to bang myself, right?

Update: Yeah that’s how it works, I give myself a 10/10 - would bang again.

So if I am a girl and I use AXE products on myself, by logic, I should want to bang myself, right?

howunpleasant:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

yes

i am going to FUCK

the dog

howunpleasant:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

image

yes

i am going to FUCK

the dog

justgotlittlefingered:

Made my day :D :D :D

justgotlittlefingered:

Made my day :D :D :D